Logistics & Compliance Co-Conspirator (Weirdos Welcome)
£35k per annumTemporary, Full-time
Logistics & Compliance Co-Conspirator (Weirdos Welcome)
Location: Glasgow
Country: GB
Company: Spirits of Virtue
Application Deadline: 2026-09-10T18:01:35.000Z
Start Date: 2026-08-11T18:01:35.000Z
Job Details:
Starting Salary: Circa £35k+ with room to grow (like a well-fed customs backlog)
Travel: Oh yes. The more obscure the route, the better.
Description: Are you a paperwork wizard? A freight whisperer? A human Swiss Army knife with a passport full of stamps and a soul that sings at the words "Certificate of Origin"? Then read on - you may have just found your spiritual home.
We're looking for a rare breed: a happy-go-lucky logistics obsessive with a taste for red tape, international puzzles, and the arcane joy of customs clearance. If your idea of satisfaction is getting four cases of our award-winning product to a dodgy suburb of Dar es Salaam by Tuesday (with a smile on your face and not a single duty unpaid), we need to talk.
About Us:
- We're on a mission to make non-alcoholic spirits globally accessible - no glass too far, no border too complex.
- Our product travels to 27 countries and counting - from Alabama to Abu Dhabi.
- We believe logistics is an art form and treat it with the respect it deserves (and occasionally some black magic).
- Our company structure is flatter than a box of broken wine flutes. Your voice counts.
Your Mission (Should You Accept It):
- Wrestle freight quotes into submission, cajole customs officers, and outwit import agents like a smiling assassin.
- Master the sacred scrolls of compliance: BRC, SQF, Kosher, Halal, FDA, EORI, and at least three others we're still translating.
- Maintain our flawless shipping record (OK, almost flawless).
- Coordinate global shipments and make international trade look like domestic post.
- Develop systems that let us grow fast without ever losing a bottle en route to Bolivia.
Who You Are:
- A college leaver or grad with an unhealthy interest in logistics, international trade, or secret spreadsheets.
- You laugh in the face of bureaucracy - then fill in the forms anyway.
- You may have a background in compliance, shipping, logistics, or just a natural flair for admin wizardry.
- You take pride in doing things right and fast - ideally both.
- You speak fluent freight-forwarder and are learning dialects of bonded warehouse.
Why You'll Love It Here:
- You'll be part of something big - and we mean container-load big.
- Every day is a chance to outwit inefficiency and feel deeply smug about it.
- You'll join a genuinely good-humoured, fast-growing company with room for you to shape your own path.
- No two shipments are the same. And neither are we.
A Note to Agencies:
We see you. We salute your hustle. But we're not accepting agency CVs for this role - this one's personal.
Apply Now:
Send your CV, your favourite shipping-related anecdote, and a cover letter that proves you're one of us to:
Or just show up at the warehouse with a clipboard and an air of quiet authority. Either works.
Seniority Level:
- Entry level
Employment Type:
- Full-time
Job Function:
- Management and Manufacturing
Industries:
- Food and Beverage Services
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#s1-Gen Are you a paperwork wizard? A freight whisperer? A human Swiss Army knife with a passport full of stamps and a soul that sings at the words "Certificate of Origin"? Then read on - you may have just found your spiritual home. We're looking for a rare breed: a happy-go-lucky logistics obsessive with a taste for red tape, international puzzles, and the arcane joy of customs clearance. If your idea of satisfaction is getting four cases of our award-winning product to a dodgy suburb of Dar es Salaam by Tuesday (with a smile on your face and not a single duty unpaid), we need to talk. About Us:- We're on a mission to make non-alcoholic spirits globally accessible - no glass too far, no border too complex.
- Our product travels to 27 countries and counting - from Alabama to Abu Dhabi.
- We believe logistics is an art form and treat it with the respect it deserves (and occasionally some black magic).
- Our company structure is flatter than a box of broken wine flutes. Your voice counts. Your Mission (Should You Accept It):
- Wrestle freight quotes into submission, cajole customs officers, and outwit import agents like a smiling assassin.
- Master the sacred scrolls of compliance: BRC, SQF, Kosher, Halal, FDA, EORI, and at least three others we're still translating.
- Maintain our flawless shipping record (OK, almost flawless).
- Coordinate global shipments and make international trade look like domestic post.
- Develop systems that let us grow fast without ever losing a bottle en route to Bolivia. Who You Are:
- A college leaver or grad with an unhealthy interest in logistics, international trade, or secret spreadsheets.
- You laugh in the face of bureaucracy - then fill in the forms anyway.
- You may have a background in compliance, shipping, logistics, or just a natural flair for admin wizardry.
- You take pride in doing things right and fast - ideally both.
- You speak fluent freight-forwarder and are learning dialects of bonded warehouse. Why You'll Love It Here:
- You'll be part of something big - and we mean container-load big.
- Every day is a chance to outwit inefficiency and feel deeply smug about it.
- You'll join a genuinely good-humoured, fast-growing company with room for you to shape your own path.
- No two shipments are the same. And neither are we.
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